[StacyNelson]

Did you not just read Caro's post? Caro just wrote a jewel and by the 4th post on this thread we were already having conspiracy theories and guesses as to the secret.

Stop obsessing on the Sauce! This is why we're not being told. It's like a teacher not picking the kid jumping out of their seat, hand up in the air making 'pick me' noises. The teacher is so not picking that kid - in fact the teacher is probably secretly rolling his eyes.

Actually I think Willy Wonka (both movie versions although I prefer the original) is probably a more apt comparison although I'm not sure how and I really hope I'm Charlie but in girl form and cuter... must need more coffee.